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lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

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betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

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hepburnincouture:

Ratatouille, 2007
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wheneverwhereverwhateverrr:

Hothouse Flower
My current fave. Hawt.